Monday, May 01, 2006

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Please make yourselves at home,

Guys!

Do not hold your girlfriend in your arm when you go for a movie

Do not kiss her on the cheek

Do not put your arm around her waist

Do not sit together on the garden bench

Do not go out together at night

But please make yourselves at home


Please make yourselves at home,

Girls!

Don't think you can put your head on your guy's shoulder just because you love him

Don't try to give him a surprise hug

Don't ask him to give you some warmth when the outdoor weather is cold

Don't try to kiss his face because you feel like

Don't even sit close to him just because you like him

But hey, make yourselves at home!

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